precumming:

first images surface onto the web of the new Mario Kart 8 DLC!

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kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Yeah ladies, remember it’s not an excuse OK??

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dekutree:

bobbyhoying:

dekutree:

Just made my own authentic Mac and Cheese from scratch! My first attempt and it looks great! I used whole wheat to make the macaroni and cheese made from almond milk (:

ummmmm haha…the easy mac is still in the picture….fail

Lol uhm thats just a cowinsadents…you dont know me…

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The band has had a few different names over the years. 

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